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Babe Of The Month - Cooking Mama

By NewYork on 01/05/2009 at 16:58:02 - 7 comments
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Cooking Mama loves good food and is the very personification of good housekeeping. While our broken nation falls back on chicken nuggets and underage binge drinking, the wholesome, traditional mama believes in good, hearty, home-cooked meals, and strong family values.


Mama uses only the best ingredients and enjoys experimenting with recipes from around the world. She also believes in cooking with home-grown produce, and can often be found tending to her quaint little vegetable garden. Some of Mama's favourite dishes include parfait, French fries, ratatouille, pancakes, and boiled flounder!




Though she may be sweet and humble, Mama is never afraid to test her skills in a cook-off, where she demonstrates exactly why her name is Cooking Mama, showing off her incredible chopping, grating, and slicing skills. Mama is also a patient teacher of her craft, and will train you to master-chef status in no time! Just don't make her angry, as she does have a rather fiery temper. But if you do happen to screw up, don't worry, because Mama's always there to fix it!


Mama is never out of fashion with her adorable yellow apron and pink chequered bandanna. Well, she has to look nice for Papa, after all! Keeping a home in order is hard work, but leave it to Mama to do it all with a smile on her face. A saying goes, "A woman's work is never done," but Mama would probably say, "A woman's work is always fun!"

Mama recently ran into some trouble with PETA for using meat in her recipes. But Mama handled the controversy with dignity and grace. "I would never put rat in my Ratatouille," said a feisty Mama while beating some eggs.



"Like any accomplished cook," she said, "I create my recipes to appeal to a broad range of tastes and preferences. My only goal is to ensure you leave the table well fed."

Don't worry, Mama, we're stuffed. Please, send our compliments to the chef!





You can catch Cooking Mama trying her skilful hand at gardening in the new DS title Gardening Mama, out now.




Artwork from Ssakurai and toydivision.

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